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Author: S.L. Jennings
Expected pubication: May 20th 2014
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Oh wow! First off, how freaking hot are the cover and synopsis???? I would definitely be at the front of the que for Justice Drake, that’s for sure.
But now for the story . . .
It was actually different than I expected it to be. I’ve read a book before that was about a place that teaches all things sex, and it was page after page of pure filth; the smut lover in me LOVED that. And if I’m honest, because I was expecting TAINT to be similar, I was a little disappointed in the beginning that it wasn’t.
I thought, if it’s not going to be loads of sexy teachings then what exactly is the point in this book?
The point, I soon found out, is an incredibly beautiful love story that left me with the biggest smile on my face that I’ve had whilst reading a book in a long time. In fact, it wasn’t just the end that had me smiling; it was actually the majority of the book once I’d gotten over my preconceived ideas of the book.
Apart, I had different feelings for the main characters Justice and Ally. Ally I completely and wholeheartedly loved! She was truly fantastic, and I found all her dorky ways endearing and completely real. With Justice, it actually took a little while for me to love him.
Yes, I instantly liked his no-bullshit, cocky attitude, but it wasn’t until I saw a vulnerable side to him that he won over my heart. But from then on, I was Team Justice all the way.
And together, Justice and Ally were just . . . right. They were the perfect fit for each other. Seeing their relationship develop was what turned this book around for me, and had me wishing it would just go on and on, so I could keep reading about them.
With lies, deceit, cheating, blackmail, scorching hot scenes, and a love that will leave you with hearts in your eyes, TAINT is a book that needs to be placed towards the top of your TBR.
*ARC received in exchange for an honest review*
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.